2LO jit 2 Quit Tee
Artist | DeRailed Ink
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Men's, Women's
My people we don't know defeat we crush the strong and
percolate the weak daily (everyday) we make our moves to
improve our groove because we love to rule where we
lay yo!..(Yo!) work and play we started at the bottom and
now we're leading the way and yea!..(yea!) i'm havin a fit kickin it
at the top because i'm too legit to quit...sang!...
Mile High MC Hammer fans step up to the plate every game cause we 2Lo jit to quit.
Women's 98% Cotton 2% Spandex
Men's 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
D is for Denver Purple Tee
Artist | Mile High Clothing
Available Sizes | S-XXXL
Available Styles | Men's, Unisex
Back by popular demand for the boys of Summer, D is for Denver in Colorado Rockies purple.
Gigantor sized print helps people learn how to read and makes for a pretty D is for damn good shirt too.
Screen printed locally
American Apparel 2001 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction
Unisex fit
Durable rib neckband
Made of 100% fine ring-spun combed cotton
Lightweight and exceptionally smooth
World War Champs Tee
Artist | Ruckus Apparel
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
If you believe this shirt to be true you should definitely buy it.
If you think this is just some kind of joke in bad taste then you Definitely should buy it.
Either way, Team America is alive and well and here to cause a Ruckus.
100% Algodon, Cotton for all you Ingles talkers.
Brand Conscious Cardigan
Artist | MegaFauna
Available Sizes | S-L
Available Sizes | Men's, Women's
Color options | White on Charcoal, White on Coffee
Not a pullover but thanks for noticing. Thank you for supporting the conscious consumer lifestyle.
Jack Jacket
Artist | ROAM
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Unisex
Available Colors | Grey/Grey, Green/Black, Black/Tan
A true jack of all trades this jacket looks and feels good out on the town or on the trailhead. This is where I ROAM.
Canvas Outer
Satin Lining
Genuine Leather Detail
YKK Zippers
Cowboy Tee
Artist | Conk Wear
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Men's
Mammas, don't let your baby's grow up to be cowboys...
But hopefully momma will approve of this original take on a classic Andy Warhol original. Bang bang.
4.2 oz.
90% combed and ring-spun cotton/10% polyester jersey knit t-shirt.
Set-in collar.
Double-needle stitched.
No one will complain if you wear this daily.
Walk like an Egyptian Tee
Artist | Conk Wear
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Men's
Taking you back to the original old school with this classic Egyptian styled tee.
Embrace your inner artifact an embolden your spirit for the past with this fresh off the Colorado screen print press t-shirt.
4.2 oz.
90% combed and ring-spun cotton/10% polyester jersey knit white t-shirt.
Set-in collar.
Double-needle stitched.
Single soft print that any companion will dig.
Rhino Tuxedo Tee
Artist | Conk Wear
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Men's
The only thing better than a tuxedo t-shirt is a rhino in a tuxedo t-shirt.
Show off your inner calm megafauna in comfort and style whether it's business, casual or in between.
4.2 oz.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton jersey knit slightly fitted t-shirt.
Taped neck and shoulders.
Double-needle stitched.
Softened White Ink print.
Sunny Denver Tee
Artist | Mile High Clothing
Available Sizes | S-XXXL
Available Styles | Men's, Unisex
It's not always sunny in Denver, but when it.... okay it is. It is always sunny in Denver! Denver is the silver lining of humanity. There we said it.
Now celebrate and let it feel good every day on your backle with this nice t-shirt.
Screen printed locally
American Apparel 2001 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction
Unisex fit
Durable rib neckband
Made of 100% fine ring-spun combed cotton,
Lightweight and exceptionally smooth
+ 5280 feet of sunshine
Microbrew Capital USA Tee
Artist | Mile High Clothing
Available Sizes | S-XXXL
Available Styles | Men's, Unisex
Colorado, Microbrew Capital USA. And if it's not it should be. We love our beers and we aren't afraid to tell everyone we know about it, because damnit, they love beers too.
Even if you don't love beer, you can always pretend with this oversized print of a frosty purple-hued beer mug, on a t-shirt. That's what I do.
Screen printed locally
American Apparel 2001 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction
Unisex fit
Durable rib neckband
Made of 100% fine ring-spun combed cotton,
Lightweight and exceptionally smooth
Laser Bronco Tee
Artist | Mile High Clothing
Available Sizes | S-XXXL
Available Styles | Men's, Unisex
Laser Bronco, the scary blue beast, Satan's sculpture, Andy Garcia said it best in Things to do in Denver when you're Dead, "Give it a name."
Snap a shot of the famed Laser Bronco and keep the Mile High sci-fi alive with this nice cotton t-shirt.
Screen printed locally by t-shirt printing experts
American Apparel 2001 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction
Unisex fit
Durable rib neckband
Made of 100% fine ring-spun combed cotton,
Lightweight and exceptionally smooth
and fictional lasers
Heart Colorado Tee
Artist | Mile High Clothing
Available Sizes | S-XXXL
Available Styles | Men's, Unisex
Whether you're a Born n' Raised native or Transplant fresh off the flat lands, if your heart is in Colorado this shirt is for you.
Love the Colo life and don't be afraid to wear your heart on your sleeve...err chest.
Screen printed locally
American Apparel 2001 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction
Unisex fit
Durable rib neckband
Made of 100% fine ring-spun combed cotton
Lightweight and exceptionally smooth
D is for Denver Hoody
Artist | Mile High Clothing
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Unisex
Denver Nuggets fans this is for you. Show your Mile High pride for Denver Colorado in the softest hoody on the planet.
Screen printed locally
Alternative Apparel Hoodlum Pullover
Stylish body and comfy fit
Drawstring cord hood and kangaroo front pocket
Made of natural fleece alternative for comfort and warmth with sustainable appeal
Low-impact yarn dyed, fabric washed
Unisex regular fit
Originel Brand Owl Tee
Artist | Originel Brand
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
Originel Brand. Original Altitude. Rep your favorite style without apologies where the street meets fashion in the Mile High City.
Ouray Sports Apparel Triblend soft & fitted
50% Polyester
25% Cotton
25% Rayon
100% Cool
Originel Boy Tee
Artist | Originel Brand
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
Originel Brand Original Look. The street meets the ink on this exclusive from Montrose, Colorado native Brian Tafoya.
Custom designed and Screen printed in Denver, Colorado.
Ouray Sportswear Triblend
50% Polyester
25% Cotton
25% Rayon
OGT Tee
Artist | Originel Brand
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
Tom's Originel Brand cousin. OGT keeps it real the streets everyday. Family first, Fashion foremost. Rep this soft and fitted street apparel piece on the regular, we do.
Ouray Sportswear Triblend
50% Polyester
25% Cotton
25% Rayon
100% Originel
Rocky Mountain High Tee
Artist | RLM
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Men's
Put some sunshine on your shoulders with this tee that will take you Rocky Mountain High.
Focus on calling attention to trending social and environmental issues, protest against censorship in music, embrace the world around you. These principles embodied John Denver's legacy, now you can too.
Exclusively offered online and in-store at MegaFauna.
Rocky Mountain High Magic.
MegaFauna Grab Bag
MegaFauna GRAB BAG for "those" people.
You know... those people. You know nothing about them but you're expected to get em a gift. Holiday party, in-law-type, newly adopted "friend with benefits" figure head, etcetera.
All you need to know is size and "they" get a grab bag including:
1. Not Too Cool Tshirt. MF selected tee of appropriate size and coolness level. You give us the size, we'll provide "the cool"
2. Sampling of stickers that say, I'm down with the art scene and now you are too.
3. One of My Dads Caps. Trucker cap awesomeness can never be replaced so just use one of My Dad's Caps and gift it to "them."
4. Conscious Tote. The money from buying this bag gives jobs to women in Denver who have obstacles to employment and help them achieve self-sufficiency. You can help these ladies and "They" can carry their stuff.
T-Shirts will be some level of "cool" and made of material. Results will vary due to the randomness of your selection.
My Dad's Caps will be Vintage Caps. Most all will be snap-backs, you can adjust to fit most sized human domes.
Totes will mostly be made of resourced vinyl promotion banners and various trim materials. These ladies get wild sometimes, however, and use whatever material is at hand. They are good at making the old new again, trust us.
Brand Conscious Tee
Artist | MegaFauna
Available Sizes | S-XXXL
Available Styles | Men's
Support Local Creativity no matter where you go, We are one.
100% Fine Jersey cotton construction. The softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere.
Made in USA.
Brand Conscious Pullover
Artist | MegaFauna
Available Sizes | Slim-fit XS-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
Color options | White on Dark Navy, White on Zinc
Simple. Classic. 'Merican. Vintage print on a classic hoody.
Heavy Terry (71% Cotton / 29% Polyester) construction; Fabric weight 13.0 oz/yd² (441 g/m²)
Zinc contains 65% Cotton / 28% Polyester / 7% Rayon; Fabric weight 11.28 oz/yd² (382 g/m²)
Small is approximately 27 7/8" (70.8 cm) in total length
Hooded with White finished Polyester drawcord
Kangaroo pocket
Brand Conscious Cooler
Sizes | Slim-fit XS-XXL
Color options | Silver Embroidered on Dark Navy, Silver Embroidered on Zinc
Simple. Classic. 'Merican
A unisex shawl collar pullover sweater in warm and cozy Heavy Terry, just in time for cooler months!
Heavy Terry (71% Cotton / 29% Polyester) construction; Fabric weight 13.0 oz/yd² (441 g/m²)
Zinc contains 65% Cotton / 28% Polyester / 7% Rayon; Fabric weight 11.28 oz/yd² (382 g/m²)
Dual side pockets outside
Movie Star Junkie Tank
Artist | MegaFauna
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's, Women's, Unisex
Inspired by our partnership with Reel Social Club and Denver Film Society. This remake of a John Waters iconic image makes every garment a classic. Printed on American Apparel Tri Blend Tank Top. Ask about T-shirt options.
Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) construction
Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends both comfort and durability; addition of Rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look.
Slash Was Black Tank
Artist | MegaFauna
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Men's
Like the Tee but cooler, in so many ways.
50/50 Soft Cotton Poly.
Made in USA.
Slash Was Black Tee
Artist | MegaFauna
Available Sizes | XS-XXXL
Available Styles | Men's
Slash was never the next cool thing, he just Was Cool.
100% Fine Jersey cotton construction. The softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere.
Made in USA.
Men’s Mona Tee
Artist | Conk Wear
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
Printed on American Apparel in Denver, Colorado. The perfect 50/50 blend creates a soft and comfortable slim fitting T-shirt.
Men’s Bandit Tee
Artist | Conk Wear
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
Printed on American Apparel in Denver, Colorado. The perfect 50/50 blend creates a soft and comfortable slim fitting T-shirt.
Bandit Hoody
Artist | Conk Wear
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Men's
Men’s Lion Tee
Artist | Conk Wear
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
Printed on American Apparel in Denver, Colorado. The perfect 50/50 blend creates a soft and comfortable slim fitting T-shirt.
Men’s Zebra Tee
Artist | Conk Wear
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
Printed on American Apparel in Denver, Colorado. The perfect 50/50 blend creates a soft and comfortable slim fitting T-shirt.
Zebra Hoody
Artist | Conk Wear
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Men's
Men’s Cowboy Tee
Artist | Conk Wear
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
Printed on American Apparel in Denver, Colorado. The perfect 50/50 blend creates a soft and comfortable slim fitting T-shirt.
D is for Denver Tee
Artist | Mile High Clothing
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
In conjunction with MegaFauna's "write to read" program
we introduce the letter "D"
D is for Denver
Poly-Cotton (50% Polyester / 50% Combed-Cotton) construction
Durable rib neckband
Fits like a tshirt should
Snowflake Tee
Artist | Mile High Clothing
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
The vapor rises
high in the sky, tossing to and fro,
then freezes, suddenly, and crystalizes
into a perfect flake of miraculous snow.
:William Baer:
Screenprinted in Denver Colorado
Poly-Cotton (50% Polyester / 50% Combed-Cotton) construction
Durable rib neckband
Fits slimmer than those other cheapy boxy tees
3:03:00 Tee
Artist | Mile High Clothing
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's, Women's
Welcome to Denver, the Mile High City. Where it's always 3:03.
A smart tee for a smart community. Rep one of America's favorite cities with pride.
Screenprinted by American hands in Denver, CO
Poly-Cotton (50% Polyester / 50% Combed-Cotton) construction
Durable rib neckband
Fits slim, but not hipster slim
Orange Crush Tee
Artist | DeRailed Ink
Available Sizes | S-XXXL
Available Styles | Men's
Instant Vintage remake of the soft drink original, "Enjoy Orange Crush" It always goes down smooth. Also works if you're a Denver Broncos fan or if you simply enjoy wearing the color Orange.
5.6 oz., 50% cotton/50% dryblend polyester jersey knit t-shirt.
DryBlend moisture wicking fabric.
Seamless double-needle stitched rib knit 7/8" collar.
Taped neck and shoulders.
Tubular knit construction.
Double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hems.
Temple of Dumervil Tee
Artist | DeRailed Ink
Available Sizes | S-XXXL
Available Styles | Men's
OOh Bum Shee Dah - OOh Bum Shee Dah. Elvis Dumervil is definitely in the Mile High building. Temple of Doom and Elvis Dumervil and the Denver Broncos and Scot Lafavor and DeRailed Ink. and this is what we get. magic and doom.
5.6 oz., 50% cotton/50% dryblend polyester jersey knit t-shirt.
DryBlend moisture wicking fabric.
Seamless double-needle stitched rib knit 7/8" collar.
Taped neck and shoulders.
Tubular knit construction.
Double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hems.
Tree Tee
Artist | Landlocked Clothing
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Men's
When you live in a land locked state, you tend to see a lot of trees. Landlocked Clothing has taken it upon themselves to make a tree shirt to commemorate the daily occasion of finding a tree. Keep it simple.
4.8 oz., 50% preshrunk ringspun organic cotton in conversion/50% post consumer P.E.T. recycled polyester.
TearAwayTM label.
Seamed collar.
Taped shoulder to shoulder.
Double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hem.
Ribcage Inkblot Tee
Artist | Landlocked Clothing
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
Do you see what I see? Landlocked Clothing is back at it again with their interpretive designs. Where something outside that says something about you inside.
4.8 oz., 50% preshrunk ringspun organic cotton in conversion/50% post consumer P.E.T. recycled polyester.
TearAwayTM label.
Seamed collar.
Taped shoulder to shoulder.
Double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hem.
Colorado Flag Tee
Artist | ACS Apparel
Available Sizes | S-XXL
Available Styles | Men's
We sell the Colorado Flag on a t-shirts because it's the coolest logo in the Union. That's right, I said it, The Union. Keep your Mile High Pride trump tight in this nice, soft and comfortable tee.
3.4 oz., 50% polyester/25% combed and ringspun cotton/25% rayon tri-blend t-shirt.
Set-in ribbed collar.
Set-in sleeves.
Side seams.
Double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hem.
Blindfolded Fox Tee
Artist | Humble Monster
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Men's
What more can one say about a portrait of a blindfolded fox?
Humble Monster is weird and we like that. If you buy one of these and wear it, people may think you are weird too. Weirdness aside we think it's a pretty cool t-shirt.
4.2 oz., 100% preshrunk combed and ringspun cotton jersey knit.
Slightly fitted t-shirt.
Contoured side seams.
Double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hem.
Biker Cat Crew Back
Artist | Humble Monster
Available Sizes | S-XL
Available Styles | Men's
If one were to set out to personify a wild cat as a World War 1 era biker, this is what one might imagine. It's a thermal so just try keeping your cool. Rowr.
4.5 oz., 55% combed and ringspun cotton/45% polyester thermal knit long sleeve slightly fitted shirt.
Set-on collar.
Contrast stitching around neck, armholes, sleeve cuffs, bottom hem and along shoulders.
Mile High Until We Die Tee
Sizes | S-XL
Color options | Orange on Blue, Blue on Orange
100% Soft & Fitted Cotton Blend
Mile High Until We Die Hoody
Sizes | S-XL
Color options | Orange on Blue
100% Soft & Fitted Cotton Blend
Digable Planets Tee
Sizes | S-XL
Style options | Men's, Women's
Color options | Black on White
Men’s on Anvil.
Women’s on Bella.
Made in USA.
Busta Rhymes Tee
Sizes | S-XL
Style options | Men's, Women's
Color options | Black on White
Men’s on Anvil.
Women’s on Bella.
Made in USA.
Mos Def Tee
Sizes | S-XL
Style options | Men's, Women's
Color options | Black on White
Men’s on Anvil.
Women’s on Bella.
Made in USA.
Queen Latifah Tee
Sizes | S-XL
Style options | Men's, Women's
Color options | Black on White
Men’s on Anvil.
Women’s on Bella.
Made in USA.
Salt-n-Pepa Tee
Sizes | S-XL
Style options | Men's, Women's
Color options | Black on White
Men’s on Anvil.
Women’s on Bella.
Made in USA.
Kiss Tee
Sizes | S-XL
Style options | Men's, Women's
Color options | Black on White
Men’s on Anvil.
Women’s on Bella.
Made in USA.
Shelton Tee
Sizes | S-XL
Style options | Men's
Color options | Black on White
Men’s on Anvil.
Made in USA.
Talib Kweli Tee
Sizes | S-XL
Style options | Men's, Women's
Color options | Black on White
Men’s on Anvil.
Women’s on Bella.
Made in USA.
MegaFauna Gift Card
A Gift Card for me? Give the gift card that keeps giving, at least once, with a MF Gift Card. Your Gift Card can be used on Colorado's choice selection of T-shirts, Dresses and even hair style discounts, by J Audrey or curated coffee credits for a daily cup-o-joe.
Available in denominations of American dollars
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